a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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