I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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