woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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