next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Two words: blizzard sex
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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