The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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