Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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