i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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