forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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