why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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