I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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