A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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