ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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