1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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