You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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