Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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