My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
