Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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