You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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