we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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