Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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