Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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