love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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