would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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