I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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