I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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