Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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