I wannas sexs uuuuu
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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