Im at strip club and am horny
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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