i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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