dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
being pregnant is like rehab
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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