true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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