All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
A+ Viking dick
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I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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