So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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