Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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