i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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