either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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