At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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