Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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