just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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