If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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