I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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