Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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