I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
