Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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