We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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