OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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