It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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