apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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