i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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