i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
