Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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