I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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